Some stories just happen. This one did. Inspired by all the power of nothingness. Losing youth while feeling your grasp on adulthood slipping because it’s new to you and awkward. Did I say that or just think it? Anyway: enjoy! (If you dare.)
I wrote this one after my wife and I were talking about how hilarious it would be to be a town crier back in the day. My friend Tucker has been doing theater since we were kids and I knew he’d lend the perfect voice for Creston, the town Crier. I was not disappointed. Holy shit.